A boy’s first love is his cat

The Younger wooed the house pet with pellets in an old Valentine heart yesterday, while The Elder begged for a "cool pet," like a worm, because, apparently, worms do a lot more than our cat. He also maintains, quite seriously, that a snail is far more exciting. This incensed The Younger, who can now regularly be found overfeeding the house feline, whom he has renamed "my cat."