Wordless Tuesday

What can I say. It’s not Wednesday, and I’m really not that big on alliteration,  anyway.

And, technically, this post is not wordless. Literally not wordless.

There’s a new regime in our house putting up little signs with new rules. A kindergartner’s Hammurabi’s code of law, if you will. And to some, these might even read like cuneiform.

The first sign to appear:

NO TALKING. Really, what is it with these parents who try to converse with their much  cooler 5-year-old offspring? And they ask the lamest questions, like would you like chicken or pasta tonight. Duh, obviously the answer is always nigiri tuna sushi.

The next:

NO IPHONES. Doesn’t this mean the parents are in fact obeying the first sign, and zoned out while reading? No, it means they are obviously depriving the ruling 5-year-old of precious time that could be spent playing Angry Birds or trying to purchase new games.

Thankfully, we have kids under 6 to lay down these rules for us.--Jillian O’Connor