23 Months Later; or, Zombies Don’t Need Snack Cheese

The CDC nearly took down its own Web site this week when the excited masses learned it had featured a blog post about how to survive a zombie apocalypse. I’m one of the… Continue reading →

Introduction: “Boy, oh, boy, it’s a boy!”

You’re likely here because you’ve heard that line at one point or another, generally an inappropriate and disturbing commentary on a newborn’s engorged, sludge-covered genitals, meant as some sort of perverse pat on… Continue reading →